"Celebrity toady" (Rowling's words) and "complete cunt" (mine) Piers Morgan has been getting into an ill-advised Twitter feud with JK Rowling after she laughed at him being called out for his bullshit on American TV.
She has already owned him several times, but now a bookshop in North London has decided to tweet the entirety of the first Harry Potter book to him, after he claimed (despite using it to selling his own writing) that he'd never read of them, and thought they were shit.